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inspired by the thousands of these going around

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  #got
Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Me: "Yeah..."
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-
Aug 23reblog
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  #text

fallontonight:

Jimmy’s monologue 10/7/13

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  #germany

renlerntdeutsch:

figsandtea:

niiicethings:

“Noun is a playful artist’s book about words and their definitions. It is like an exquisite corpse with words.

Starting with 27 real English words, each word and its definition has been divided into two parts. By turning the pages, you get to mix and match the word halves to create humorous and nonsensical new words and meanings.

With over 700 different combinations, this book is the perfect item for bibiophiles, lexicographers, writers, and any lover of words.

Here are a few examples of words and definitions you can put together:

whisper + umbrella = whisbrella: A low sibilan utterance for sheltering one from rain and sun.
banana + onomatopoeia = bananpoeia: A large herbaceous perennial tropical plant that bears fruit imitating the sound of the thing or action signified.
muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.
nomenclature + ancestry = nomencestry: A system or set of names for things derived from, or possessed by, an ancestor or ancestors.”

I’M SORRY BUT 

muffin + tyrant = muffrant: A quick bread made of batter unrestrained by law or constitution.

THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN INNOVATION ALL OTHER PLAYERS GO HOME.

This is basically how Germans create new words.

Aug 23reblog
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  #other

stanshawk:

GERMANY - federal states
  #germany

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

shannonelizabeththefirst:

A German Bakery called “Gluten Tag”

its closest competitor, Guten Teig

  #lololol   #germany

trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

Aug 17reblog
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  #urghhhhh   #other

The problems of your past / The problems of your future

  #sherlock   #fanart
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people-should-all-be-onions:

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whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

Aug 17reblog
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  #lmfao   #others

dramatisecho:

till death do us part // magazine edition series [x]

Aug 17reblog
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  #sherlock   #johnlock

derekzane:

Bill Murray’s attire on the ‘Letterman’ through the years.

Aug 17reblog
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)
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bluethunderr:

renaissance-warrior:

Psychopath vs Sociopath

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  #other

cdacanay:

Ways to Share a Bed

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  #hi again   #other